LEVI TEA. FUCKING LEVI TEA. LEVI MILK TEA.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
MMM TASTES LIKE A FUCKING KNEE TO THE FACE
IT TASTE LIKES DETERGENT WITH CLEENEX ON IT
LEVI TEA WILL 100% CLEAN YOUR BODY INSIDE
If you’re wondering why Levi always looks pissed off, it’s because of this tea. It’s got his face on it but it’s still SOME OF THE SHITTIEST TEA I’VE HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF PUTTING IN MY MOUTH. FUCKING CONSTANT COMMENT DOESN’T HAVE ANYTHING ON THIS UNHOLY MOUTHFUCK WHO EVEN THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA WAS THE QC GUY A CACTUS? A DEAD CACTUS? JESUS WEPT I’D BE PISSED AS FUCK IF SOMEONE SLAPPED MY FACE ON THIS QUESTIONABLY POTABLE ABOMINATION IS THIS POWDERY LIE EVEN ACTUAL TEA? SHIT NO I THINK I’VE BEEN READING THIS WRONG ALL ALONG THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE GODDAMN CHARRED AND GROUND UP REMAINS OF HIS COMRADES IN A SHITTY LITTLE MESH BAG THAT SAYS “TEA!” LIKE ITS ALL PROUD OF ITS OWN FAILURE AS A DRINKABLE SUBSTANCE. MAYBE IT WAS ACTUALLY “BOTTOM OF LEVI’S BOOT” FLAVOR. HELL THIS ISN’T EVEN “KICK TO THE FACE” THIS IS “SLOW REALIZATION OF LIFE’S POINTLESSNESS”. IS IT LIQUID DESPAIR? IS THIS WHAT UTTER HOPELESSNESS TASTES LIKE? IF SO YOU’VE SUCCEEDED, SO FUCK YOU, YOU PITIFUL PILE OF CARBON MISERY.
I was a little upset.
I just got some of this tea in a bundle and now I’m slightly afraid to try…
Did someone say Armin’s moving castle?
There’s a running joke in the studio that everytime Eren does the hand thing, someone wins a bet. I think Armin just lost to that.
SNKDOCU READS MEAN TWEETS!
Thank you to awake-atnight for suggesting it and getting textsfromtitanfood and I to work together on these! You get the honorary first mean tweet! We have a bunch of them lined up. I can’t wait to work on them soon!